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thepacificparrotlet:

Choosing the right perches for your bird is highly important, birds stand on their feet all day so standing on the same old dowel perch just isn’t going to cut it. The key is variety!

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A parrot’s feet in the wild are constantly gripping different surfaces, sizes, shapes, textures, angles,…

svvords:

when ur the only person who doesnt understand something

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goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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gwennovynne:

when u can’t figure out how to reblog something because of someone’s theme

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aidn:

lessons to take from the incredibles: if your idol turns out to be mean, kill all his friends and kidnap his son

124:

lmaoooo

sakuraa:

adult: wow teen is frowning !!! must have attitude !!!!! moody !!!!!!

Anonymous--
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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taylulz:

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

this is it. this is my favorite blooper of all time

sophisticated-stoner:

dude the actual voice of mario is going around with little mario dolls and making vines why has nobody seen this?!?!?!

jetsetfuture:

Good luck sleeping tonight

nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich